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#hannibal  

(via timetravelling-assbutt)

#firefly  

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(via seducemewithstories)

#text  

(via garrulus)

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ur-all-rly-gay-tbh-bye:

diamondpure:

thestonedscriptures:

thelokiclub:

youaregoodandlovely:

Those windows should be boarded up.

And the lights should be off

Rookie mistakes.

They wont make it 

SHUT UP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SO SMART AND SUPERIOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WONT HAPPEN

you know what we call people that that attitude?

potential zombies

(via johnlockedmyhiddlesbatch)

pottymouthp0sse:

mew2:

why this cat so big

why is this cat so licky

(via watzl)

#cats  

theres-a-crack-in-my-blog:

Stop what you are doing and watch this.

(via captainshroom)

haanigram:

hannibal crack video snippet 2/??

CAN WE FUCKING NOT

(via goldfishpaste)

ericnorseman:

I T ’ S  F I N E  T O  B E  W E I R D .

(via justafootballfan)

gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

(via justafootballfan)

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

(via johnlockedmyhiddlesbatch)

when it’s too much even for your own standards

(via goldfishpaste)

#hannibal  

slaythewendybird:

Soulless Sam was my favorite.

(via watzl)

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